Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover

LOS ANGELES—Faced with criticism after posting the suggestive cover of her forthcoming album Man’s Best Friend, pop star Sabrina Carpenter released a statement Monday assuring her fans that Daddy will punish her over it. “To any of my fans who were offended by the provocative album artwork, please know that I will be appropriately disciplined by Daddy for being a bad, bad girl,” said the 26-year-old “Espresso” singer, sharing that Daddy had already threatened to lock her in the naughty cage and throw away the key. “Daddy gets very angry with me when I disobey his orders not to engage in PR stunts, but I just couldn’t help myself, and I deserve to be spanked. I hope the young girls who look up to me know that misbehaving leads to a lesson from Daddy using the flogger. I promise it won’t happen again without Daddy’s permission.” At press time, Carpenter confirmed she was getting excited just thinking about begging for Daddy’s forgiveness.

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