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Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

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Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever ...

WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and...

Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Preten...

WASHINGTON—Stressing that the facade informs nearly every aspect of his daily li...

Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely ...

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Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Ow...

WASHINGTON—After being confronted about social media posts that blamed the shoot...

GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only M...

WASHINGTON—Following the Minnesota attacks in which one Democratic state legisla...

Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz

WASHINGTON—Reaching out to the surviving victims of Saturday’s shootings as they...

Trump Condemns Vance Boelter’s Incomplete Hit List

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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet,...

WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose o...

Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National ...

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Pete Hegseth Vomits Out Of Tank Hatch

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Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion Tha...

LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life durin...

DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here...

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Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies

WASHINGTON—Telling reporters that the move would do much to combat low U.S. fert...

Trump Escalates Musk Feud By Nuking Mars

WASHINGTON—After days of listening to the tech billionaire criticize his ‘Big Be...

Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Eld...

AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU ...