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Trump: ‘The Only Gun Guy To Stop Bad Gun With Good Guy’

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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Stormi...

EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to d...

JD Vance Rushes To Put Wife’s Head Back On After Fumbli...

WASHINGTON—Completely mortified while watching the body part detach, Vice Presid...

Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Sena...

WASHINGTON—Giving Democrats a sense of hope for the first time in months, Sen. C...

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All...

WASHINGTON—Seeking to reassure the public after his latest tariffs sent both U.S...

Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tar...

WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,”...

Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Crypto...

PALM BEACH, FL—Boasting that they were about to become “gajillionaires” thanks t...

White House Revokes Biden’s Veneers

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Trump Assures U.S. Farmers Barron Will Eat Their Crops

WASHINGTON—In an effort to dispel any fears that the ongoing trade wars might ne...

Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking...

WASHINGTON—In response to market panic about his new wide-ranging tariffs, Presi...

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Chuck Schumer

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has published a new book, Antisemiti...

Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return...

WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Sal...

Trump’s Tariffs By The Numbers

The Trump administration has raised taxes on Chinese imports to 125% as the trad...