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Mavericks GM Trades Away All Of Team’s Basketballs

DALLAS—In a move already being described as one of the most surprising transacti...

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

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State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization

WASHINGTON—Promising to stamp out the extremist movement as well as its sympathi...

Bill Belichick Fairly Sure He Clapping for Correct Beau...

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UFC Clown Jumps Into Octagon To Distract Irate Fighter

SEATTLE—Deftly jumping into the arena’s octagon as audience members cheered and ...

Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning ...

NEW YORK—After months of closing in on the former news anchor’s legendary record...

NBA Combine Tests How Well Prospects DM Models On Insta...

CHICAGO—Evaluating whether top college talent like Ace Bailey, Dylan Harper, and...

Aaron Rodgers Purchases Lavish Pittsburgh-Area Bunker

PITTSBURGH—After the Steelers signed him to a one-year, $13.6 million deal with ...

White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mout...

CHICAGO—As a singer made her way onto the field to kickoff another home game wit...

WNBA To Expand Into 3 More Cities As Caitlin Clark Clon...

NEW YORK—Calling it a “historic moment” in women’s basketball history, the WNBA ...

Wimbledon Player Issued Violation For Un-British Displa...

LONDON—Receiving the warning shortly after first-round matches got underway at W...

Geneva Open Introduces Ice Courts

GENEVA—Saying frost-covered courts heralded a new direction for the sport, offic...

Rockies Pitcher Out With Altitude Sickness After Ascend...

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