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Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body Slams Mortician

CLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the a...

Fantastic Four’s Pedro Pascal Recalls Working With Trai...

LOS ANGELES—Discussing his preparation for the role during a press junket for th...

No One In James Taylor Audience Has Functional Enough K...

CHICAGO—Despite numerous reports that the performance was “just absolutely fanta...

Artist Profile: Tyler, The Creator

On Monday, Tyler, The Creator released his ninth studio album, Don’t Tap The Gla...

Most Anticipated Celebrity Memoirs Of 2025

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Hulk Hogan Dies After Stage 4 Hulkamania Diagnosis

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Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Du...

WASHINGTON—Springing into action to save what it could, the U.S. populace report...

Jim Davis Reveals He Studied Musculature Of Medical Cad...

ALBANY, IN—Explaining that true artistry requires obsessiveness and a scientific...

Parasocial Fan Believes He In Real Relationship With Ta...

LEAWOOD, KS—Suffering from a severe delusion that he shared an intimate connecti...

Yorgos Lanthimos Figures He 3 Films Away From Hanging W...

ATHENS, GREECE—Longing for the day they might cross the threshold from work frie...

Artist Profile: Haim

Haim will begin touring this fall to promote I Quit, their fourth studio album. ...

What To Know About The New ‘Superman’ Movie

A new Superman movie directed by James Gunn is now in theaters. The Onion shares...

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lorde 

New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde has released Virgin, her fourth studio album...

The Onion’s Summer Box Office Preview

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Jared Leto Teases ‘Tron: Ares’ Villain Will Be Teen Gir...

LOS ANGELES—Revealing new details about the highly anticipated film, actor and p...

‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That S...

ATLANTA—Reminding you that the views expressed in the show serve as a reflection...