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Study: More Single Millennials Settling For Parrot Who ...

NEW YORK—Shedding light on the demographic shifts that have transformed the gene...

ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video

WASHINGTON—Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his d...

CDC Publishes   Female Body Hair Guidelines

ATLANTA—Stressing that the rules were formulated for the safety of all Americans...

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Prete...

LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and mili...

IRS Allows Taxpayers To Deposit Payments Directly Into ...

WASHINGTON—As part of ongoing efforts to improve the efficiency with which it co...

Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket...

WASHINGTON—Making sure the pair were sitting down before she delivered the news,...

New Pope Declassifies Jesus Crucifixion Documents

VATICAN— In an effort to bring openness and transparency to his role as supreme ...

FEMA Chief Confused By Wind

WASHINGTON—Visibly unnerved after experiencing a slight breeze through an office...

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had stra...

Study: Depression Most Common In Individuals Who Look I...

STANFORD, CA—In a breakthrough shedding crucial light on the commonly misunderst...

Befuddled Magnus Carlsen Bested By Dreaded Checkmate Ga...

STAVANGER, NORWAY—Moments after a stunning defeat by 19-year-old Indian prodigy ...

Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’...

AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to give the impression that they had been burning the mi...

Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit

CUPERTINO, CA—Amidst the strain of tariffs, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced Thursda...

Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Econom...

NEW YORK—With unexplained natural phenomena having predicted seven of the last e...

Kohler Doing Damage Control After CEO Admits He Never U...

KOHLER, WI—Rushing out a statement to reaffirm the executive’s love and respect ...

New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airin...

WASHINGTON—Predicting that the system would save countless Americans from missin...