The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel

Rachel Accurso, better known as Ms. Rachel, is a popular YouTuber who creates videos for toddlers. The Onion sat down with Ms. Rachel to discuss education, social media, and the backlash to her public support for the children of Gaza. 

The Onion: Why did you create your show Songs For Littles?

Ms. Rachel: I figured if that dipshit Blippi could make it big, anyone could.

The Onion: What song do children love most?

Ms. Rachel: “Toxicity” by System of a Down.

The Onion: What inspired you to speak out about Gaza?

Ms. Rachel: While I’ve enjoyed a great deal of success, my real dream has always been getting called an “antisemitic cunt” online.

The Onion: What’s the biggest advantage of creating content for babies?

Ms. Rachel: They can’t leave death threats in the comments. 

The Onion: Any fun stories from the set?

Ms. Rachel: One day, no matter how many times I tried, I just couldn’t count to four correctly. Turns out, I was having a stroke.

The Onion: What do you say to children who recognize you in public?

Ms. Rachel: Don’t touch the overalls.

The Onion: What do you say to your critics?

Ms. Rachel: Good luck potty training your child without me.

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