Political Profile: Pam Bondi
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi’s handling of the Epstein files has divided MAGA world, with many Trump supporters calling on the president to fire her. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Bondi.
Ethnicity: Floridian American
Political Party: Democratic (Until 2010) Republican (2010-2026) National Front For Making America Great (2026-)
Preferred Debate Style: Knocking on a car window
Favorite Hobby: Redacting
Biggest Political Liability: Has never hosted a podcast
Thoughts On Jeffrey Epstein: Classified
Recurring Nightmare: Being saved from drowning by a trans swimmer
Who Trump Thinks She Is: Lara Trump
Biggest Regret: Not becoming a dance mom
Eventual Cause Of Death: Presumed suicide
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