What’s Causing Problems With Flights Across America









Nebraska
20 mph speed limit while flying over schools


Iowa
Pilot frightened off course by scarecrow


Texas
Sure as day, some cowpoke done lassoed the plane right outta the sky and won the heart of one Miss Cindy Mae


Boston, Massachusetts
God trying to kill Mark Wahlberg again


ArKansas
Shrieking passengers not exactly helping pilot focus


Miami, Florida
Rowdy spring breakers flashing aircraft


Las VEgas, Nevada
Engines turned off so red-eye passengers can sleep


Alabama
Passengers all gathering to one side of the plane to see what will happen


Arizona
Tray table not in upright position


Pacific Ocean
Boeing 737 still missing wing from last time it crashed


Washington
Pilot trying, just this once, to floor it into outer space


Chicago, Illinois
Skyscraper didn’t duck


Missouri
Air traffic controllers too busy bickering over who gets to say “roger” over the radio


Washington, D.C.
Planes keep colliding with Susie Wiles’ signature bouffant
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