Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit

LOS ANGELES—Saying a coy good morning to her Only Murders In The Building co-star as she sauntered seductively around the kitchen, three-time Academy Award winner Meryl Streep reportedly made breakfast Friday morning for Martin Short while wearing his Jiminy Glick suit. “Hey there, Marty, last night was fun,” said the 75-year-old actress, dressed head to toe in the character’s signature prosthetic stomach, oversized suit, and bulging rubber chin as she stood over the stove cracking eggs and turned around to give Short a long, slow kiss on the lips. “I’ve got coffee, pancakes, and your favorite—bacon! By the way, you’re never getting this fat suit back, it’s so comfy. Also, go back to bed! Mrs. Glick has a surprise for you!” Streep went on to apologize to Short for accidentally shouting out “Ed Grimley” while in the throes of passion the previous night.

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