Parody Politics

Texas Politicians Used Burner Email To Request FEMA Funds

AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to avoid humiliating themselves in front of their fellow...

Something Forbidden Stirs Deep Within Trump After He Se...

WASHINGTON—A warm rush pulsing through his body as he stared at the clean white ...

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Va...

KERRVILLE, TX—Promising grieving Texans he would do everything in his power to m...

Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’

WASHINGTON—Casting doubts on the agency’s recently released review of the late f...

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

The post Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’ appeared first on The Onion.

Stephen Miller Informed Wife Will Be Working Late On Ba...

The post Stephen Miller Informed Wife Will Be Working Late On Baby For Elon Agai...

Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Amer...

WASHINGTON—Stressing that it would be simplest to troubleshoot now during the on...

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic

WASHINGTON—In a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that ev...