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Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs

EAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have ...

How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza

The U.N., Doctors Without Borders, and other humanitarian groups are sounding th...

CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead ...

ATLANTA—Claiming that the experience could provide as much satisfaction as unsaf...

Big Lots Closes All Stores After Therapist Helps Compan...

COLUMBUS, OH—Finally closing the doors on its last remaining outlet after gettin...

Study Finds Refreshingly Low Amount Of Shovel Violence

BALTIMORE—Describing the data as good news in an otherwise troubling area of res...

Trump Examined By Doctor After Acknowledging Existence ...

WASHINGTON—Following reports that the president was “troubled” and “disturbed” b...

Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right

WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration with his inability to duplicate the president’...

Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom Awkwardly Pretend Not To See ...

CAGLIARI, ITALY—Groaning as they both realized the other unclothed person on the...

Tinder Update Classifies Female Age Input Over 35 As Sy...

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA—Causing widespread frustration among women who dared to searc...

Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge P...

CANTON, MA—Stressing that whatever garbage they have on their menu couldn’t poss...

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room ...

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting wi...

HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay...

WASHINGTON—Following federal cuts to utility bill assistance programs, the Depar...

Manhattan On Alert Following Sunrise Unaccompanied By L...

NEW YORK—Instinctively lowering themselves into a defensive crouch while awaitin...

GE Recalls Washing Machines That Failed To Pleasure Lon...

BOSTON—Following recommendations from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commissio...

McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat

CHICAGO—In response to countless posts and online petitions in the nearly 10 yea...

Clearblue Introduces New Handheld Mirror For Checking I...

GENEVA—Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the m...